I shouldn't have to write this letter

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Dear street guy,

No matter how not-drunk you are, no matter if you have kids my age, no matter how nice and sane and reasonable you seem to be, and no matter how much you like my haircut, running your hand through my hair without asking me is not acceptable. Ever.

Ew. I cannot take enough showers.

Most sincerely,
Me.

2 comments:

Masterwabbit said...

Y'know, maybe I should get you a Cattle Prod for Christmas. That'll take care of all of these creeps.

Nisan said...

Good idea, Masterwabbit.

This is an awful post to leave on the front page of your blog for a month :(