Doctor's orders

Compare, please, these two lists:

Doctor's List of Items to Avoid

• Citrus
  
• Raw vegetables
  
• Greasy or fatty foods
  
• Caffeine

Only Foods I Felt Like Eating This Week

• Oranges
  
• Baby carrots
  
• Peanut butter sandwiches
  
• Tea

The more I think about her list, the more my brain hurts. What, exactly, am I supposed to eat? Bananas and chicken broth? (Just the thought of chicken broth makes me want to urp. Yuck.)

So naturally, I picked up a pizza tonight. I feel better already.