Uh-oh.

Yarn Harlot!



I have a bone to pick with you.

A few days ago, on your blog, you shamelessly posted an image of the Baby Surprise Jacket, without giving any thought to how this might affect the welfare or safety of others.

My human, being equally thoughtless, made a brave attempt to knit the aforementioned jacket from the picture, without a pattern. While her efforts were admirable, and for a while there it actually looked like the finished product might fit a human infant, the end results were not pretty.

Not pretty at all.



Ms. Harlot, I am holding you responsible for my pain and suffering. Maybe next time you'll think before you post tempting, patternless garments on the internet.